Note on the title of this entry: I sifted through countless Nirvana and Pearl Jam references for a groan-inducing title to the Washington preview. Found Dead In the Greenhouse, while evocative, seemed in poor taste. Young Former USC Coach Behind the Counter in a Big Town was too long and detached from the original Pearl Jam track. A Google search for "TV shows about Jake" produced the eventual winner. John Stamos played Jake, and the show was eventually pulled in favor of Bachelor re-runs. While new coach Steve Sarkisian may eventually lead a Trista-and-Ryan charmed life in Seattle, roses are not in the program's immediate future.
However, Coach Sarkisian was not able to load all of Heritage Hall into the moving van. Traveler didn't make the trip. Neither did Keith Rivers, Matt Leinart, Carson Palmer, Dwayne Jarrett, Steve Smith, Mike Williams, Rey Maualuga, Brian Cushing, Dominique Bird, Winston Justice, Ryan Kalil, Sam Baker, Reggie Bush, LenDale White, Mark Sanchez, Jeff Byers, Stanley Havili, Taylor Mays, Joe McKnight, Everson Griffen, or Ronald Johnson.